One time I laughed so hard I almost shot a piece of apple pie out my nose. I don't recommend trying that.

stexquisite:

Matt Berry at his finest.

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please read and share

yourworshipfulnesss:

robertsmizzle:

my papa has gone missing in the barmulloch/ balornock area of Glasgow can everyone please retweet this tweet or share the info. He has alzheimer’s disease and has been out since 4:30pm (6 hours) please please share

https://twitter.com/GreaterGlasgPol/status/516691318886920192

Please share and retweet, our papa has gone missing and he has Alzheimer’s.

lacigreen:

WHY ISN’T THIS THE LAW ALREADY ACROSS THE COUNTRY AND ALSO THE WORLD

lacigreen:

WHY ISN’T THIS THE LAW ALREADY ACROSS THE COUNTRY AND ALSO THE WORLD

Electra Heart + texts posts

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otterthulhu:

if punk is dead explain to me why i am right here

(Source: otterthulhu-moved1234)

i like having dates and men interested in me and directors offering me parts in shows without an audition because they need someone “smart and funny and brave” yes life good yes more of this please. 

mountainsandmochas:

one of my favorite ron swanson lines

(Source: allthingspawnee)

iwriteaboutfeminism:

Ferguson residents return for another day of protesting to find that overnight the police had ripped up their signs and threw them in the dumpster. 

September 27th