One time I laughed so hard I almost shot a piece of apple pie out my nose. I don't recommend trying that.
One of these days, Disney is going to have to respond to our fanmail demanding a Wreck-It Ralph/Avengers crossover, right?
basically my life can be summed up in alternating periods of Linda Belcher’s “Alriiiiight!” and Bob Belcher’s “Oh my god”
Today in Solidarity: Incredible Women (and Girls) of Ferguson
how is this a lifehack? what am i gonna do with it? keep my grandmother in there? lifehack: you never have to see grandma again
Look at this fake nerd boy, wearing this shirt for attention. Real nerd girls can tell who the true fans are.
You better take that shirt off until you’ve learned your lesson.
No, don’t go. Stand there in your shame. Let me look at you, topless in your shame.